brekveld:

brekveld:

brekveld:

yeah we know pre-civil war tony never has his shit together and rhodey, pepper, happy, and jarvis are holding like 80% of his life together but also he’s the kind of person that calls his friends at 3am like “hey I’m at walmart do you guys need anything”

happy: is that code for something? are you safe? should I call the police? wh-

tony: happy. I am fine. I am having the time of my life. do you want me to get lucky charms for you or not.

happy: …if you wouldn’t mind, yeah

tony: wouldn’t mind?? happy I would die for you

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rhodey, used to this: yeah man, thanks, I need some eggs and sugar

tony: copy that, babycakes

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pepper, who has been working for tony for maybe three months: did you wake me up to ask me if I need groceries

tony: okay in my defense I had no idea it was this late. now you’re like, running my life and I want to show my thanks, is there anything-

pepper: give me a raise

tony: done. now-

pepper: I didn’t mean actually-

tony: no, I know, but you’re the only PA I’ve had for this long and you deserve it. now what can I get you

pepper:

tony:

pepper: I’m texting you my grocery list

tony: thank you very much